Inspired from the bubble gum stuck to my shoe
I bought ‘The Age’ this morning and I came across the following sections.
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In the Lost And Found section:
Then these were in the classifieds:
It’s the one thing I hate about soccer. Players ‘playing’ for an unfair free kick and umpires knowing no better.
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In the Lost And Found section:
The Australia Soccer Team
Looking for justice. Last seen at the start of the World Cup
Will pay cash in hand for any information of the whereabouts of ‘justice’. Possibly kidnapped by inept refs.
Call 1800-GGREFS
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Looking for justice. Last seen at the start of the World Cup
Will pay cash in hand for any information of the whereabouts of ‘justice’. Possibly kidnapped by inept refs.
Call 1800-GGREFS
Then these were in the classifieds:
Luis Medina Cantalejo
Looking for soccer referring job. Last referred Aus v Ita match. Able to blow a whistle with mouth. Highly capable of making the worst decision you’ve ever seen. Blind in the right eye. Experienced at stuff. Blind in the left eye. Willing to work sometimes. Highly suited to referee girls under 12 games.
No phone number available. Currently in hiding.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Looking for soccer referring job. Last referred Aus v Ita match. Able to blow a whistle with mouth. Highly capable of making the worst decision you’ve ever seen. Blind in the right eye. Experienced at stuff. Blind in the left eye. Willing to work sometimes. Highly suited to referee girls under 12 games.
No phone number available. Currently in hiding.
Fabio Grosso
Retired from the Italian Soccer Team. Looking for a new job as an aquatics diving instructor. Able to perform 10/10 dives with no contact, no assistance from anyone or even without a board. Highly experienced with over 10 years of diving. Able to dive while rolling and clutching shin. Will work to win at cost of integrity.
Call German National Hospital (currently still acting from previous dive).
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Retired from the Italian Soccer Team. Looking for a new job as an aquatics diving instructor. Able to perform 10/10 dives with no contact, no assistance from anyone or even without a board. Highly experienced with over 10 years of diving. Able to dive while rolling and clutching shin. Will work to win at cost of integrity.
Call German National Hospital (currently still acting from previous dive).
FIFA
Do you want to be a part of the greatest debacle ever known? FIFA is now looking for three new sets of referees to umpire the Socceroos’ next 3 matches. No experience or qualifications needed. Looking for people who know how to blow a whistle. Must be able to make crap decisions time and time again. High enthusiasm a must.
Visit our website here
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do you want to be a part of the greatest debacle ever known? FIFA is now looking for three new sets of referees to umpire the Socceroos’ next 3 matches. No experience or qualifications needed. Looking for people who know how to blow a whistle. Must be able to make crap decisions time and time again. High enthusiasm a must.
Visit our website here
It’s the one thing I hate about soccer. Players ‘playing’ for an unfair free kick and umpires knowing no better.
posted by Dazz at 11:22 pm
6 Comments:
i'm going to whine about the soccer on everyone who writes about it in their blog...
the referee is BLIND. that was SO UNFAIR because Australia had the potential to win, and probably would have if the stupid ref wasn't so biased. i'm not THAT into soccer, and even I feel cheated...did you know that the ref hugged Totti after the game ended?
ps- i'm bad luck to the Socceroos cuz every match i watch, they lose..haha
haha i admire the people who actually put in those classifieds.
that game...mm it was a harsh way to lose, but i'm not sure that we would've won anyway...neither team looked like they were gonna score a goal anytime soon...and i'm not sure that we could've won a penalty shootout. hmm
haha. good work, daryl. good work, australia.
haha.. IMAGINE THOSE WITH MONEY ON THAT MATCH!
lol it's all about gambling, isn't it? awesome idea to put those classifieds in. personally, i think the ref didn't have much of a choice but to award the penalty... and remember, he doesn't have the luxury of a video replay.
hMmMMMM MAYBE THE REF HAD SOME CASH ON ITALY! OR MADE A DEAL WITH THE BOOKIE... AND IS ALL PART OF THE CONSPIRICY SURROUNDING WHAT ITALY IS REALLY UP TO... *shifty eyed face here*
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